did i do something wrong……..

just-shower-thoughts:

all flashlights should have a glow-in-the-dark band on them so you can find them when you need a flashlight

awwooooooo:

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

male friends:  dude
female friends:  dude
cis friends:  dude
queer friends:  dude
trans* friends:  dude
my parents:  dude
my boss:  dude
the president:  mr. dude
the queen:  your dudeness
the pope:  holy dude

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